merylstreepismymom:

Me: *bites pear* *spits it the fuck out*

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heroes-get-made:

Shout out to interracial, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, and otherwise “gray” or “mixed” people who get to deal with shit from pretty much every angle all while having your identity erased, ignored, or redefined for you whenever another group sees fit. I see you, love you, and want to make things better.

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barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

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paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

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